Posted 1 week ago
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Anonymous asked

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago

scissor-happy:

Good morning 💕 people have been asking to see all the different tones - there’s a dark turquoise, light turquoise, wild orchid, magenta, and purple. 😊 #stylinalyssa #pravana #pravanavivids #manicpanic #colorist #btcpics

Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago

cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

(Source: sizvideos)

Posted 3 weeks ago

lumos5001:

excessively-irish-courfeyrac:

Lestrade’s phone passcode is totally “Greg” because the only person to try to hack his phone would be Sherlock and it’s the one thing he doesn’t know.

HEADCANON SO FREAKING ACCEPTED

Posted 3 weeks ago

la-rinascente:

Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea

Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago

dizziest-daisy:

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING

Posted 3 weeks ago
  1. october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
  2. november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago

Passive aggressive Witch

baltharus:

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.

Posted 3 weeks ago
ccute-couples:

everything love♥ (source)

ccute-couples:

everything love♥ (source)

Posted 3 weeks ago

youreabasicbish:

I love geometry

Posted 3 weeks ago

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“